Enter the luxury TecHome of today…
It’s a terrifying phenomenon where monsters dressed in rich peoples’ clothing are constantly demanding the latest in home technology. Only a few brave souls survive this competitive and constantly changing realm of remote control possibilities. And the heroes you’re about to hear from have lived to tell their bizarre and sometime straight-up crazy TecHome tales about the luxury home market.
“I used to think some people were crazy and some of them had money. But no. They all become crazy because they’re psychotically rich. That’s the problem.”
Lurking behind these perfectly painted doors…and beyond the impeccably manicured lawns of the luxury home is the devilishly diva client … “I watched her curse out the painter. I got back in my car, and I left.”
We had to motorize her shoes. She had her shoes on a motorized conveyer belt catalogued by color and style, and she had a touch screen. And she had to push a button, and it would show all the red pumps.
“They’re just lazy people. They don’t even want to put the DVD in the DVD player. We have to show up and do that for them.”
This is the least of it … underneath that confident client exterior lingers an overwhelming uncertainty about tech.